Mmm . . . so who is this international man of mystery?
Self made multi millionaire, friend and confidante to the stars and with diplomatic immunity in 57 countries, the diminutive in size yet giant in stature Mr P, oozes success, charm and style.
And it's his simple and timeless style which has made him proud winner of the "Minimalist Best Dressed Man Of The Year Award" for 3 years in a row.
Of course the ladies luv Cool P! They're only human after all.
But despite the attention of the planets sexiest ladies, he's livin life far too large to be tied to one honey. Oblivious to the deafening sound of many a super model's heart shattering on the rocks of despair, his 'little black book' is so large . . . it travels in a limo of it's own!
Mr Profits hasn't always been the celebrity, sex symbol and paparazzi magnet he is now and in fact began his working life as a stunt double at Walt Disney and Pixar Animation Studios, before realising he was destined for greater things.
Discovering internet marketing was the turning point and success came quickly as he carved his empire and built his jewel in the crown . . . High Profits. His new found wealth bought a move to his 18 bed mansion in Beverly Hills and a roller coaster of wild parties, sex, drugs and rock n roll sealed his infamy amongst the Hollywood jet-set.
And things are getting even more exciting as Mr Profits is soon to jump from the PC screen to the big screen. He's been recently courted by the infamous Guy Ritchie, convinced he's the only director capable of doing the little fella's life story justice.
With a working title of Profit, Loss and Two Smoking Affiliate Marketers, the film obviously has the whole A-List of Hollywood queuing up for a part.
Exciting right? We'll keep you posted.